Transporter Pie

08:37 PM December 23rd, 2008

Thanks­giv­ing in Atlanta.  My sis­ter served up a picture-perfect slice of apple pie for Tara.

Mine looked like a trans­porter accident:

Transporter Pie

It was still deli­cious, of course.  The repli­ca­tor just needs a lit­tle tweak­ing, is all.

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  • Chuck Pena

    10:06 pm
    Dec-23-2008     Reply

    I enjoyed this immensely. I’m a trekker, not a trekkie, but the trans­porter acci­dent joke rings so true, just look at it. Apple pie? I think not. Scotty, see to the repli­ca­tors, my cof­fee tastes like cat lit­ter. Spock, why are you smil­ing? You don’t do that… often…

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    6:25 pm
    Feb-23-2009     Reply

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