Science Comedian

Brian Malow is a sci­ence come­dian and video cor­re­spon­dent for Time.com. Avail­able for off-world appear­ances, if trans­porta­tion is provided.

Q: Do Androids Dream of Elec­tric Sheep?
A: Only the ones from the South. The oth­ers dream of elec­tric French maids.

Women have passed through my life like exotic par­ti­cles through a cloud cham­ber, leav­ing only vapor trails for me to study for clues to their nature.
- Brian Malow