Posts Tagged ‘anthropology’

Stand up straight!

My mother used to tell me to “stand up straight.”

It was one of her favorite things to say: “Stand up straight!”

Many other peo­ple, I have dis­cov­ered, also grew up hear­ing that phrase. It’s nearly uni­ver­sal. As if moth­ers were pro­grammed to say it. In fact, I believe moth­ers have been telling their chil­dren to “stand up straight” longer than we real­ize. Per­haps even to pre-human days.

What if that were the dri­ving force behind the evo­lu­tion­ary trend to walk erect?

Moth­ers nag­ging their chil­dren up the evo­lu­tion­ary ladder:

“Stand up straight!
“Don’t drag your knuck­les when you walk!
“What’re ya born in a tree?
“You want the other fam­i­lies to think we’re not evolving?”

“No, mom…”

Then: “How many times do I have to tell you?”

And, therein lies the ori­gin of mathematics:

“How many times?…well, if I put the three here and carry the one….”

Science Comedy Video

A mon­tage of some of my sci­ence com­edy rou­tines, taken mostly from two events at the Mar­ian Koshland Sci­ence Museum of the National Acad­emy of Sci­ences (in 2006 and 2007).

A cou­ple clips from my 2008 per­for­mance appear ear­lier in this blog (on cell phones and Karma) and more are com­ing soon.