Posts Tagged ‘conservation of mass’

Current.com Science Comedian Interview

Some­one I met via Twit­terDelia the Artist – just inter­viewed me for Current.com.  Cur­rent has a shorter, edited ver­sion of the inter­view but Delia is host­ing the full inter­view on her own site.

And, oh look!  Here comes the full ver­sion now…

Where does sci­ence meet com­edy?
Some­where in Brian Malow’s universe.

From muse­ums to com­edy clubs, Earth’s Pre­mier Sci­ence Come­dian brings the funny to the hilar­i­ous 5th install­ment of Sci­ence is Speaking!

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Conservation of Mass

I noticed a long time ago, when­ever my mother would lose weight, my father would gain weight. And when my father lost weight, my mother gained weight.

It was like the Con­ser­va­tion of Mass, within our family.

Being the young sci­en­tist that I was, I devel­oped a the­ory to explain the facts: You see, you never actu­ally lose weight….you just give it to some­body else.

Fat can be nei­ther cre­ated nor destroyed. It’s one of the basic laws of the uni­verse. You need to know the laws if you’re gonna live here.