Science Comedian

Your Own Personal Cheesus

May 28th, 2009

Looks like Frito-Lay is get­ting into the God Game.  A cou­ple from my home state of Texas, found a one-armed two-inch pray­ing Jesus in a bag of Chee­tos pur­chased at a gas station.

Yes, it’s the tra­di­tional Sec­ond Com­ing story, just as you remem­ber it.

Sarah Bell was eat­ing the Chee­tos out of her hand and she had already eaten most of the dis­ci­ples when she dis­cov­ered Him.  “It is a reminder of our bless­ings from God, but pri­mar­ily I think it’s a funny Cheeto,” says Mrs. Bell.

She adds that her first reac­tion was, “Let’s put this on eBay.”

Of course!  Look!  A reminder of our bless­ings from God!…  how much do you think we can get for it?

“Thing is,” says Mr. Bell, “If it’s only 25 cents, we’re prob­a­bly just gonna eat it.”

The arti­fi­cial cheese-flavored body of Christ.

See for yourself…

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This is not the first appear­ance of Jesus in a bag of Chee­tos.  Check the side­bar on YouTube.  For instance, CBS reported a Cheesus on the Cross last year.

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