Posts Tagged ‘lose weight’

Conservation of Mass

I noticed a long time ago, when­ever my mother would lose weight, my father would gain weight. And when my father lost weight, my mother gained weight.

It was like the Con­ser­va­tion of Mass, within our family.

Being the young sci­en­tist that I was, I devel­oped a the­ory to explain the facts: You see, you never actu­ally lose weight….you just give it to some­body else.

Fat can be nei­ther cre­ated nor destroyed. It’s one of the basic laws of the uni­verse. You need to know the laws if you’re gonna live here.