Science Comedian » lose weight http://www.sciencecomedian.com Brian Malow Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:26:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Conservation of Mass http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/2008/08/conservation-of-mass/ http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/2008/08/conservation-of-mass/#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:29:26 +0000 Brian http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/?p=169 I noticed a long time ago, whenever my mother would lose weight, my father would gain weight. And when my father lost weight, my mother gained weight.

It was like the Conservation of Mass, within our family.

Being…

]]> I noticed a long time ago, whenever my mother would lose weight, my father would gain weight. And when my father lost weight, my mother gained weight.

It was like the Conservation of Mass, within our family.

Being the young scientist that I was, I developed a theory to explain the facts: You see, you never actually lose weight….you just give it to somebody else.

Fat can be neither created nor destroyed. It’s one of the basic laws of the universe. You need to know the laws if you’re gonna live here.

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