Science Comedian » periodic table http://www.sciencecomedian.com Brian Malow Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:38:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Science Cookies http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/2009/12/science-cookies/ http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/2009/12/science-cookies/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:38:03 +0000 Brian http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/?p=1055 Awesome science cookies in a series of posts to a food blog by a biological anthropologist.

Aren’t all anthropologists biological?  I’m a biological comedian.

Ooh, she also has Space Invaders!

]]> Awesome science cookies in a series of posts to a food blog by a biological anthropologist.

Aren’t all anthropologists biological?  I’m a biological comedian.

Ooh, she also has Space Invaders!

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But isn’t that ridiculous? To single out one element from the Periodic Table? You’d have to have a pretty sensitive palette:

“Oh,…

]]> My sister told me recently that she won’t eat Chinese food anymore because it has too much sodium.

But isn’t that ridiculous? To single out one element from the Periodic Table? You’d have to have a pretty sensitive palette:

“Oh, I don’t eat Mexican food… too much magnesium!“

or

“Waiter, I’m sorry, I asked for the beryllium on the side…”

or

“Nothing ruins a ham and cheese sandwich like a tad too much molybdenum.”

How many times have you said that?

Personally, I love Chinese food. I don’t care if there’s plutonium in it… it might be a little hot, but I’m eating it.

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