Science Comedian

Brian Malow is a science comedian and video correspondent for Time.com. Available for off-world appearances, if transportation is provided.

Women have passed through my life like exotic particles through a cloud chamber, leaving only vapor trails for me to study for clues to their nature.
- Brian Malow

Q: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
A: Only the ones from the South. The others dream of electric French maids.