Yes, it’s the traditional Second Coming story, just as you remember it.

Sarah Bell was eating the Cheetos out of her hand and she had already eaten most of the disciples when she discovered Him.  “It is a reminder of our blessings from God, but primarily I think it’s a funny Cheeto,” says Mrs. Bell.

She adds that her first reaction was, “Let’s put this on eBay.”

Of course!  Look!  A reminder of our blessings from God!…  how much do you think we can get for it?

“Thing is,” says Mr. Bell, “If it’s only 25 cents, we’re probably just gonna eat it.”

The artificial cheese-flavored body of Christ.

See for yourself…

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This is not the first appearance of Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.  Check the sidebar on YouTube.  For instance, CBS reported a Cheesus on the Cross last year.

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